Yoda at the Grind

Yoda:Dance well I do....hmm?? Many cuties are here...yes....
--Yoda starts to dance funkily
Yoda:Rock this does...yes!!!
--Yoda goes up to a nice looking lady.
Yoda:Dance with you I can???
Woman:Sure little guy
--Yoda and the woman start dancing...
Yoda:Yahoooooooo!!!!!
Man:Hey...little ugly guy......
Yoda:Who you calling ugly??? Huh turd boy??
Man:I'm calling you ugly.....and stop dancin with my woman.....
Yoda:Call me ugly again and I'll kick your @$$!!
Man:Ugly....what you gonna do about it....
--Yoda throws the dude into a tank full of sharks...
Yoda:Ha ha!!!!!
--Yoda continues dancing with the nice woman...
Yoda:(Pointing to woman)Mine!! ::cackle::

+JSmooth69