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Yoda: Dinosaur Hunter (YodaJeff.com)

Yoda: Dinosaur Hunter

by Yoda591@aol.com

---Yoda transported to a unknown lost world.... Yoda about to whoop some raptor @$$YODA: Hmmm, yes what the hell is that, looks like raptor it does.
RAPTOR: REAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!
YODA: Hmmm, stop whining skank, or use the force on your reptillian ass!
RAPTOR: REAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!
YODA: Hmmm, getting on nerves you are, extinct you should be.
RAPTOR: REAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!
YODA: Saying same line over and over you are, yessssssssssssssss, annoying little skank, you are, now Yoda go buck biggity wild!! EAHAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
(Yoda uses the force to tear the bastard apart, as the dinosaur lay dead, Yoda farts on his head)
YODA: A raptor is so valuable, but unfortunate, that it is a whining skank.

DA' END!! HARSH????--is it not? Hmmmmmmm...?

 
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