Yoda jams with Metallica

by Jsmooth69@aol.com

--My story of Yoda jammin with Metallica....
Yoda was watching Metallica practice for a concert that night...He floated up to the stage and smaked James Hetfield upside the head.
Yoda:Jam with you I can...hmmmm??
James:I don't think so....
Yoda:You know who I am?? hmm?? hee hee.
James:No...now will you get out of here.
Yoda:No,no..stay and jam with you i will....or destroy you i will....he he.
James:well...if you put it that way.....ok...what's you name little green dude.
Yoda:Yoda my name is. James Hetfield

James:ok, get a guitar...can you play??
Yoda:Yoda can play anything...cause the force is my ally...and a powerful ally it is.
James:ok lets get playing..Enter Sandman
Yoda:Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
--Yoda Jams with Metallica...

I wonder why James wasn't surprised to find a litle green guy float up to him.
+JSmooth69

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