Snoop Yoda Sillogy

Episode 1: SNOOP YODA in.......I gotta' kick Jabba's butt!!

Prelude: Yes, yes, Jabba talk trash he did...hmmm...pay visit to lard, I will....kick him in rolls!!! Ugghhh....get off this log....and go get lard......

JABBA'S PALACE GUARD: What do you want?
SNOOP YODA: Jabba da' slut!!!
GUARD: Der' o.k.
SNOOP YODA: Hmmm....place stinks like hot Jabba ass.....don't like palace...no logs!!!! Egh, Egh!! Hmmm....yes, yes, Jabba is that you?
JABBA:Hoo, hoo, ho whabajediwhubabbbiibbi.
SNOOP YODA: What?!! Can't understand, yes, yes...You stupid lard!!! Get off that board and talk!!
JABBA: Hpofjkdsjkdfjsjkjsdak.
SNOOP YODA: Hmmmm...frustrating this is, Jabba is mute to my ears......Hmmm....what is that under your lard butt?!! Crumb it is, yes, yes??
SALACIOUS CRUMB: Hey, jus cuz Jabba can't talk straight doesn't mean I can't punk, heee!!
SNOOP YODA: OOOOhhhhh....challenge from the "big" man, yes, yes. Heh, heh, now to whoop out a can...............................

Yoda vs Crumb To be continued...it will be the "bomb!"

Episode 2: Snoop Yoda in: Crumb is going down.
Continued from episode 1.

SNOOP YODA: Hmmm....crumb you shouldn't have mess with me. I can kick your scrawny butt...yes,yes!!!
SALACIOUS CRUMB: I'd like to see that you wrinkly skank...hee-hee!
SNOOP YODA: Uuggghhhh....hit you with stick!
CRUMB: That didn't hurt, slut!
SNOOP YODA: Hmmmm...punk you are, yes,yes. For I will kill you now! AGGGHHHH!
CRUMB: AHHHH! Ouch why did you bite my ear?
SNOOP YODA: Hmmmm...."Mike Tyson manuever" didn't work, use force I must....Hmmmm....UGHHHHHHH!
CRUMB: What the-?! What are you doing you hairy munk!
SNOOP YODA: Hmmm...yes,yes find out you will soon.......
CRUMB: I'm turning into a ........
SNOOP YODA: Frog!! yes, yes.....
CRUMB: So, what I'm a frog now. Now, I can stomp your @$$. Ribbit-Ribbit...
SNOOP YODA: Stupid you are, look!
CRUMB: What? Oh, Jabba....Yeah it's his feeding time he's allways so damn hungry. .
JABBA: HOOOOHHOOOOwabnnklfjklajklfdjlkaj
CRUMB: Hey put me down!!! Wait, I'ts me!!! Salacious!! Don't eat m-!!!
JABBA: Burrrrpppppppppp!!!!
SNOOP YODA: hmmm...yes, yes you ate Crumb!
JABBA: wikawabbakjkjsklajflkjd
SNOOP YODA: Yes, yes and still you are a fat lard who can't talk straight.

The end.

Note: No animals were harmed during this episode. Including Crumb. Jabba burped him up later on after finding him "indigestible".

And now...

Episode 3: Snoop Yoda in............LET YODA RIDE!!!!

Prelude: You know those greenish, brownish lizard in Star Wars:Special Edition?..........Dewbacks!....yes, yes that is what they are....I want to ride one, those stormtroopers ride em' and they can't even walk straight!! So, why can't Yoda?

AT MOS EISLEY:
SNOOP YODA: Word is born stormtrooper, yes,yes.
STORMTROOPER1: Word is born, move along, move along.....
SNOOP YODA: No! Want to ride Dewback I do!
STORMTROOPER1: Listen, they told me not to let anyone ride it.
SNOOP YODA: Awwww, can not let me ride it, hmmmmm?!
STORMTROOPER1: Listen you wrinkled muppet, you can't ride it!
SNOOP YODA: Wrinkled?.....Muppet?!...Whip out a can I will!
STORMTROOPER1: AHHHHHHH, for a little guy, you sure pack a punch.
SNOOP YODA: Yes, yes you got beat!! Now, let me ride dewback!
STORMTROOPER1: Ok, ok, just don't kick my @$$ again.
STORMTROOPER2: Not so fast you wrinkly skank!!
SNOOP YODA: You see your buddy on the ground, right?
STORMTROOPER2: Oh, well hop on, here let me help you.
SNOOP YODA: Egh, egh, stop touching my @$$! Yoda can do it!
STORMTROOPER2: Ok, well when your done, return it.
SNOOP YODA: Oh, ok...............yes, yes punked him down! Wooooo, Dewbacks are scaley and sure are flamboyant!.... I think I'll take him to Dagobah....wait...use force to transport us there.....eghghhghghghhg!

AT DAGOBAH:
Hmmmmm....fun that was, yes, yes......Hmmm...Dewback can keep me company, Luke never visit me anymore...thought he was my boy...hmmm...yes yes...hungry I am...get some food in hut, I must...Hmmm...I remember how Luke brought me food, I ask him how he eats that sh**! Looked like a long turd to me, yesss, good food I have. ......What the-?! Oh, it's that stupid orange snake, always bothers me it does, egh!! Mine, mine, mine!! Get off my stick! Hey! Where you going skank?? Hmmm...must kill snake, yes, yes....Egh...got you! Ehhhh....slippery skank and smelly too! Dewback get my stick back! Hmmm...good Dewback...Hate snakes I do, a pain they are, always nip me in the @$$ when i watch the Empire Strikes Back. Love that movie I do, yesssss. Hmmm, hungry I am now, bye bye......................................