Yoda vs. Dennis Rodman I

(Yoda is just viewing the Chicago Bulls practice when Dennis Rodman comes by)
Rodman: Who are you, a reject from the muppet show you dumb mother f***** midget.
Yoda: Midget you call me I'm Yoda, master of the force kick your crotch I will like the cameraman you kicked hmmm hmmm yes yes
Rodman: You dont scare me you mother f***** midget you B**** you a******
Yoda : Curse so much you do shows how stupid you are yes yes
rodman: Your midget a** force don't scare me fool
Yoda: Bring it on you forceless F***
Rodman: Lets go
(so in conclusion Rodman ends up getting his a** kicked no surprise there. Yoda was so mad at Rodman he has now gone out looking for more athletes who are as jerky as Rodman. His latest whereabouts were somewhere in dallas)

The end