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Yoda vs. Dennis Rodman II (YodaJeff.com)

Yoda vs. Dennis Rodman II

by Bartman454@aol.com

Once again it is time for Dennis Rodman vs Yoda now Yoda gets his first blood.

Yoda: Ah so we meet once again you rainbow haired cross dressing shmuck!
Rodman: Don't talk like that you doggy eared freak.
Yoda: Oh mess with Jedi Master you have your ass get kicked it will hmm hmm yes yes.
Rodman: No way man im keeping it real.
Yoda: Your keeping it real all right real DUMB. Dennis Rodman
Rodman: Oh no its time to die you muppet.
Rodman: Ahhhhhhhh.
(Rodman in a very idiotic attempt tries to kill Yoda this of course doesn't happen. Yoda goes on to cut Rodman's head off with a chainsaw Yoda then uses the force to make Rodmans head go back on to his body so that yoda can feel that great feeling we would all feel if we could kill Rodman again and again and again Yoda lived happily ever after )

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