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Yoda vs. George Murhesan (YodaJeff.com)

Yoda vs. George Murhesan

by Tikmeister@aol.com

--Yoda is playing basketball with Mugsy Bogues when he sees George Murhesan at the other end of the court.
Yoda: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tall he is.
GM: Ind ya know watt?
Yoda: What?
GM: Sort ya awe.
Yoda: Speak English, you skank.
GM: Skank? Me nevoo hood of dat wood befowe.
Yoda: Quit talking like a damned elf and speak!!
GM: Ewf? Watt da heww's in ewf?
Yoda: What?
GM: Watt?
Yoda: What?
GM: Watt?
Yoda: Stop, you skank!!
GM: Hey, you got much fayshoo haiw.
Yoda: Well, you might, too? I can't see your skanking face.
GM: (Looking down at Yoda) Do you wanna pway?
Yoda: Yuck, you skank.
GM: No, basketbaw.
Yoda: (Running away) EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
GM: No, wait!!
Yoda: Fine, you skank. Play basketball we will.
GM: You take out.
Yoda: (Jumping to the rafters and falling down) Slam Jordan I am, hmmmmmm??
GM: Hey, yoow good. Wanna play for the Boowets?
Yoda: Bullets?
GM: Yeah, an NBA Team.
Yoda: National Brackin' skank Association?
GM: Whatevoo. Guhbie, little dude.
Yoda: Little? But kick your @$$ I can!!
GM: (Walking away) Ah, whatever.

THE END
+Tikmeister

 
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