Yoda vs. the Terminator

-Yoda gracefully sees The Terminator walking throught the streets.
Yoda: Why such a big gun you carry, hmmmm?
The Terminator: The bigger, the better, you phu**in bad@$$.
Yoda: Such profanity you use, hmmm?
The Terminator: Get out of my way, you mother phu**in jack@$$!!
Yoda: Ooooooohh, try to blow me away you do, well, a treat for you I have!!
The Terminator: Halsta Devista, baby!!
Yoda: Oh, such gunfire propelled from a big gun!! Worthy it is no
Gunfire rages on and a big ball of smoke covers the area where Yoda once was.
The Terminator: Terminated.
Yoda: Dumb@$$ you are, hmmmmm??-Yoda takes stick and starts to beat on The Terminator.
The Terminator: Phu** you, you little green, wrinkled up, hairy muppetty furball!!
Yoda: Hurt you I must, hmmmm??-Yoda uses the force to levitate the Terminator into a tree.
The Terminator: Why you da**ed mother phu**er, I swear, I'll kick your da**ed @$$ so far down into 7734 upside down that I'll be pi$$ing on your grave, you ba**ard.
Yoda: Hee Hee Hee Hee. Profanity illegal it is, hmmm? HM! HM! HMM! HM, HMHMHMHMHM!! HMHMHMHM!!!!!!!!!-Yoda breaks tree in half with Force and The Terminator stumbles through a store window.
Yoda: Survive he will, hmmmm????

+Signed,
TIKmeister (BobaFetTIK)