Yoda vs. the computer

:::Yoda, sitting in his house in front of a computer:::
Yoda: Ahh...Good Luke is, given me a computer he has...yes, lonely Yoda will never be, yes... Ahh...What is this? Ahh... AOL...Yes, good will it be, chat at the Cantina can I, yes...Heh heh heh...
:::Yoda puts in his password. A busy tone starts:::
Yoda: What? What??? Busy??? Oh! Kick your computer butt will I! Yes! Let me on now you will!
Computer: The first try was busy.
Yoda: No crud.
Computer: Trying second number.
Yoda: Good, Good, Yes, Yes! Let me on now will you! Or whoop your stinking Pentium butt I will!
:::Busy tone starts again:::
Yoda: WHAT???? WILL NOT LET ME ON WILL YOU EH??? NOW KICK YOUR BUTT MUST I !!!
Computer: Shut up.
Yoda: What, What??? Can not talk on your own can you!
Computer: Shut up, or I will terminate your breathing aperatus.
Yoda: Me Shut up??? Oooohhh...Know who you are talking to do you???
Computer: A little runt.
Yoda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RUNT AM I???
:::Yoda hits the Computer upside it's casing with his Gimer Stick:::
Yoda: Sorry are you now, yes!!!! Computer: Shut up!
Yoda: Ooooohhh... Leave me no choice do you! Now, use the Force to kick your smart aleck butt must I !!!
Computer: The Force is an illogical myth.
Yoda: Oooooohhh... ILLOGICAL??? THE FORCE??? SOUND LIKE THAT STINKING SPOCK DO YOU!!!
Computer: Shut up.
:::Computer spits hundreds of disks at Yoda:::
Yoda: ALL IS THAT!!! WORSE THEN BEING BORED ARE YOU!!! KICK YOUR BUTT I WILL!!!!!
:::Yoda uses Force:::
Computer: Error! Warning, Error!
Yoda: Like it do you not, see, see!!! Heh heh heh!!!
:::Computer starts to smoke:::
Yoda: Bad for your health smoking is, yes! Heh heh heh!!!
:::Computer blows up:::
Yoda: Heh heh heh!
:::Yoda picks up a phone:::
Yoda: Ahh... Good it is to hear you Luke, yes... Had computer trouble did I, yes... Need a new one I do! heh heh heh...

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