Yoda vs the Ewoks

+-------Yoda wonders the moon of endor-------+
MISC. EWOK: Lubalubalubalubaluab
YODA: Hmmm, what is this, yes, yes?
MISC. EWOK: NumwooooH!
YODA: Hmmm? What are you saying, you are mute to my ears, yessssssssss!
YODA: Hmmm, shut the hell up you must or use the force on your harry skank @$$.
MISC. EWOK: Ohwatchaba-onndiga!
YODA: All I can take of this I can, must go buck wild on you now!
(Yoda shoves a gimer stick up his buttocks and slaps him around, the Ewok feeling like a skank, runs off in the distance.)
YODA: Would come here more often, but Ewoks allways bother me, yes, yes.