Yoda to the tune of Lola

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y O D A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

We'll, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy the looks like a muppet
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Now, I left home just a week before,
and I'd never ever been a Jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
with my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
And I stood on my head,
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let the Force be you guide."
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

He said, "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But, you know if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so it looks like I'll be leaving Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be back some day
I'll be making these movies till I'm old and grey

The Long-term contract I hadda sign
means I'll be making these movies till the end of time
with my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
(continue to fade)